"Astrology’ should be ‘astronomy’, ‘cosmology’ should be ‘cosmetology’, and the students on the cover should be smiling, but that’s really a matter of opinion."

Kanjani8’s Nishikido Ryo finds out the hard way that he lacks hosting skills →

először nem tudtam eldönteni, hogy a cím a hibás, vagy a képek rosszak, mert horikita maki mellett az nem nishikido ryo, aztán eszembe jutott, hogy je... 2013 van, komolyan ezt kell még csinálni?

"És ha már sznobizmus: az egyik standnál azt mesélik, hogy senkit nem érdekelt a kolbászkrémes szendvicsük, de aztán átnevezték magyar chorizokrémes falatkára. És persze elfogyott mind."

A gyrosra bukik a magyar @ Index

Ha irodalom kötelezőket kéne olvasnod, clap your hands ♪
Ha koreait kéne tanulnod, clap your hands ♪

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paradigms-of-a-time-lord-memory:

11starthestral:

 GOD 

"I moved over from Ai-chan to Sayashi without issue. Damn the office for making everything go exactly according to their plan."

Hello! Project girl wota special!

A 2ch - bizonyítja, hogy a H!P menedzsmentje nem olyan hülye, mint amilyennek látszik since $amikora2chelindult

tallywags:

I’m sorry but I can’t not have this on my blog

az életem

"my hobbies consist of - contemplating suicide, hating myself, and making others feel like pieces of shit."

People with IQ of 150 and over, what do you do for a living? What are your hobbies, favorite books/movies and most importantly, your “oh my god i’m an idiot” moment? @ reddit

"In 1908, Kafka landed a position at the Workers’ Accident Insurance Institute in Prague, where he was fortunate to be on the coveted “single shift” system, which meant office hours from 8 or 9 in the morning until 2 or 3 in the afternoon. This was a distinct improvement over his previous job, which required long hours and frequent overtime. So how did Kafka use these newfound hours of freedom? First, lunch; then a four-hour-long nap; then 10 minutes of exercise; then a walk; then dinner with his family; and then, finally, at 10:30 or 11:30 at night, a few hours of writing—although much of this time was spent writing letters or diary entries."

Franz Kafka, professional procrastinator – an excerpt from Mason Currey’s compendium of famous writers’ daily rituals. 

Also see: The science of procrastination and how to manage it.

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